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Levy Electric Scooters: NYC-Bred Chaos for Your Commute

Traffic’s a circus. Subway delays? Predictable as a pigeon’s aim. Levy’s here to weaponize your shortcuts. Born in New York’s concrete jungle, we don’t do “polite commuting.”

Our foldable beasts? They’re like caffeine for your commute:

  • Swappable batteries that laugh at your 9-to-5 death march.
  • 14-day returns (because even soulmates need a trial run).

You’re not “riding a scooter.” You’re:

✔️ Out-snaking cabs stuck in gridlock purgatory.

✔️ Fold your ride into a backpack before your boss notices you’re late again.

✔️ Side-eyeing gas stations like, “Who’s the clown now?

Eco-friendly? Sure. But let’s cut the virtue signalling—you’re here to turn “rush hour” into “crush hour.”

Levy: Because cities weren’t built for sanity. We’re fixing that